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I'm Alyssa and I like to use big words like reiterate and disheveled.

I'm a big dork who talks about things I like. Sometimes I write.

Also I really love Deborah Ann Woll, Max Bemis, and Chris Hardwick.
It was Like A Starbomb Set Into Motion

writing tip #738:

gr8writingtips:

your characters are like “an egg”: no more than words on a page

writing tip #739:

gr8writingtips:

don’t be a pantser. novelists are above anything to do with pants

writing tip #748:

gr8writingtips:

if you write on public property, your local council is legally obligated to fill in your plot holes for you

writing tip #750:

gr8writingtips:

never, ever use the e-word in your writing. does your character have green e***? no. they have verdant orbs,  leafy pools, bright emerald fields resting on their face

gr8writingtips:

scenes you love that you can’t find a way to include in your story

writing tip #762:

gr8writingtips:

write with your heart. cut it out of your body and slam it against the keyboard

writing tip #766:

gr8writingtips:

the first hurdle for the aspiring author is the one made of piles of wrappers, empty mugs, energy drink cans and balled-up pages of their scrapped drafts, that they must risk life and limb to leap over to reach their desk

writing tip #768:

gr8writingtips:

people have always written novels. it’s about time a novel wrote a person

writing tip #771:

gr8writingtips:

according to multiverse theory, somewhere there’s a universe in which you are the most successful author to ever live, so you can put whatever you damn like before your name on your book cover

  #RELEVANT BC I'M WRITING ABOUT THE MULTIVERSE THEORY  

writing tip #774:

gr8writingtips:

everything you write is monitored by government spies, so feel free to use this to your advantage by asking them for tips, explaining definitions of words you’ve forgotten for them to fill the blanks, and offering them as an example as you talk about your current avid readers in your query letter